Last night our company had an ugly sweater party and this fanny pack came into my life. It started off as a joke but I’ve quickly learned how practical fanny packs are…24 hours later I’m still rockin my fanny. I secretly love the fanny. I feel like it’s okay that I’m wearing it because I get the joke-I know I look ridiculous; but it’s honestly the best purse ever-I mean, you can’t argue with a hands-free treasure chest strapped right to you. Hopefully fanny packs will be all the rage in 2012; all I can do is BELIEVE.
Apologies this post is one big run-on sentence. As noted, the party was just last night and I am experiencing the worlds longest hangover.
Literal LOL. In under a minute with no picture needed, this video will make you laugh very, very hard. Orchestra fail.
Christmas came early. Tina Fey, Jimmy Fallon, Seth Meyers and Amy Poehler at the same Weekend Update desk? This lineup induced a total “pause & absorb” moment.
The latest underground Christmas spot is called YULE. It’s got creepy ’50s grandmas, brylcreem-headed photo-bombing dads, and Turkey Poppers, which is where a midget dressed as a Christmas elf pops out of the neck of a turkey and dances to a Dubstep remix of “Silent Night.” Best holiday card. Ever.
Reason #54,321 I love my mom. You can find her dancin’ and prancin’ in Jingle Bell Square this holiday season.
Happy Monday! Behold my mantra for the week.
Lesson Learned: Work hard. Have fun. No drama.
Here I am rocking a total Pan Am stewardess look. Would you care for a beverage, sir?
Photo by John Wilcox.
Boston Herald, December 2011